Why Do Seltzers Make Me Sick?

Seltzers, including plain, flavored, and spiked alcoholic versions, often cause physical discomfort. This common experience of feeling unwell is due to how the components interact with the body. Adverse reactions stem from three primary areas: the physical introduction of gas, the digestive processing of non-alcoholic additives, and the metabolic effects of ethanol in spiked varieties. Analyzing these mechanisms clarifies why these drinks disrupt normal bodily functions.

The Physical Impact of Carbon Dioxide

The characteristic fizz of seltzer is due to carbon dioxide (CO2) gas dissolved under pressure. When this carbonated liquid reaches the warm stomach, the dissolved CO2 rapidly escapes and reverts back into free gas. This sudden introduction of gas into the digestive tract causes immediate physical discomfort.

Gas accumulation distends the stomach, causing uncomfortable pressure and bloating. This excess gas must be expelled, primarily through belching. Increased pressure can also affect the lower esophageal sphincter, the muscle separating the stomach and esophagus. In sensitive individuals, this pressure may cause the sphincter to relax, allowing stomach acid to flow back up and worsen symptoms of acid reflux or gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD). The mechanical presence of the gas is the direct cause of this distress.

Digestive Disruption from Flavorings and Sweeteners

Many flavored seltzers use non-caloric sweeteners for taste without added sugar, but the digestive system often manages these substitutes poorly. Ingredients like sucralose, aspartame, or sugar alcohols (such as erythritol) are often incompletely absorbed in the small intestine. These unabsorbed molecules then travel to the large intestine, where they are fermented by gut bacteria.

This fermentation generates gases like hydrogen and methane, resulting in abdominal cramping, flatulence, and bloating. Sugar alcohols also exert an osmotic effect, pulling water into the bowel and potentially leading to loose stools or diarrhea. Furthermore, many flavored seltzers use high concentrations of food acids, such as manufactured citric or malic acid, as flavor enhancers. This acidity can directly irritate the stomach lining, contributing to nausea.

The manufactured version of citric acid is sometimes produced through the fermentation of the mold Aspergillus niger. Trace residues or byproducts from this process may remain, potentially triggering inflammatory reactions or sensitivities. These non-fermentable and acidic components place a burden on the gastrointestinal system, leading to uncomfortable symptoms.

Metabolic Effects of Alcohol in Spiked Seltzers

In spiked seltzers, the ethanol content introduces metabolic challenges. Alcohol acts as a diuretic by inhibiting the release of vasopressin, the hormone responsible for water reabsorption. This causes increased urination and quickly leads to dehydration, a primary contributor to headaches and malaise.

The liver metabolizes ethanol by converting it first into acetaldehyde, a compound more toxic than alcohol itself. Acetaldehyde accumulation is responsible for much of the nausea and flushing associated with overconsumption and hangover symptoms. Carbonation accelerates alcohol absorption by speeding up stomach emptying. This faster delivery intensifies the immediate effects of alcohol and exacerbates dehydration and acetaldehyde buildup. Although many spiked seltzers use fermented cane sugar as their base, the body must process this pure ethanol, subjecting the consumer to the same metabolic demands as any other alcoholic beverage.